Congrats on graduating! Time to be an actual adult. Are you ready for a life of waking up early, working sun up to sun down, eating a balanced diet, spending your money on bills and not having that 3rd or 4th drink because the hangover isn't worth it? But don't worry there are good things too... like, well, I can't think of anything right now but I'm sure they exist. Anyways, good luck and I'm here for moral support.
Ohh, I just thought of a good one, you get to make your own meals... oh f*ck, that sucks too, never mind.